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Borderline-Inappropriate Dancing!

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:rolleyes: Well, this is yet again an old site that probably is wellknown to everyone and his uncle, but I first found it today (via Waxy Links).

Timothy McSweeney’s Lists

Hilarious collection of lists of everything you can and cannot imagine… To give you an idea of what type of lists to expect, here are a few excerpts:

Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu’s Editor
e.g. Always keep the hair of your men shorn close to the scalp. Nobody likes hippies.

Seven Band Names That Would Be Impossible to Book
e.g. No Event Scheduled, Renovating, Canceled Due To Fire

Lesser-Known Movie Prequels
e.g. Borderline-Inappropriate Dancing, Thursday the 12th

Twelve Sequels to Dances With Wolves That, Due to Monetary Constraints, Were Never Produced
e.g. Makes Sweet Love to Wolves, Pays Alimony to Wolves

Well, you get the picture…hehe… Gotta love it, has that Jack Handey-feeling to it, doesn’t it? :)

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